Wednesday July 2, 2014

Relax and Smile

 

I found some fun things about how you can tell if you are getting older that made me laugh. Laughter is one way to Relax. I hope you don't get upset when I share these with you because I found many of them to be very true in my case. (That is what made me Smile at myself.) Here are some of them:

 

         

           You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

          

          You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

 

          You watch the Weather Channel.

 

          Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather     

          than settle, your stomach.

 

          You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time

 

           You take naps.

 

          Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.

         

          Your back goes out more than you do

 

Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size           There's nothing left to learn the hard way           You look for your glasses for half-an-hour, then find they've been on your head all           the time.           You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't remember being on top of it That is enough of that for now. I hope it brought some Smiles to your face See you in the next Relax and Smile Blog! Dave